by Powdered Toast October 8, 2009
Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.
You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.
by shazam723 March 23, 2010
The one person in every group of friends that everyone holds to a lower standard than everyone else , usually the ugliest and/or the weirdest, therefore they're the one that always takes the group pictures
by Franklin sheen July 14, 2016
by So up Ta ker March 21, 2018
When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
by irish cow17 November 26, 2007
by Pussier February 21, 2018
Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."
Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".
Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".
Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009