The Shin Taker

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)

Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.

by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020

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Tubby Taker

A person prone to adulterous relationships with chubby individuals

You better watch your man when he goes to KFC, the fry cook is a notorious Tubby Taker.

by Tubbarella June 10, 2012

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taker state

States that are net takers of funds from the US government.

Ironically, it's people from the Taker States that complain most about how money is spent on the lazy and entitled.

by whaaaaaaaaaaa😦? February 21, 2023

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Piss taker

One to take the shit out of everyone, one to be seen as annoying but to fact the piss taker is the greatest joker in the room.

The piss taker is a god a human god a true mastermind of frantic poison and guess what I am that fucking piss taker join me in my club of piss good old piss!

Someone who likes to piss:
Hey bill,

Hey fuck,
What the hell bill?
Sorry fuck,
BILL,
Bye Fuck,
That’s a piss taker alright.

by Christian the pissfucker July 4, 2022

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