by bunubirturkyapti January 10, 2012
The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.
Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...
Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...
911 Call Taker EMERGENCY
My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
by AK5482 March 17, 2011
The casino offered a video poker game with a 390% advantage allowing the shot taker to turn $50 to in $32000 in two hours.
by LVHerbie May 18, 2011
a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is
by the inventor of cool May 1, 2022
the career of helping people with emergencys that dial 911
the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency
the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency
call taker "911 where is your emergency"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"
by Selena Hart October 19, 2008
Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
The passive paticipant in the sexual act of being penetrated in every available orifice all at the same time.
Would usually refer to a female being pranged in her ass perhaps two at the same time, two in her pussy and 2-3 in her mouth.
It usually results in a disgusting Bukake finish.
It can also refer to a gay male encounter but just not so much cock at the same time.
Would usually refer to a female being pranged in her ass perhaps two at the same time, two in her pussy and 2-3 in her mouth.
It usually results in a disgusting Bukake finish.
It can also refer to a gay male encounter but just not so much cock at the same time.
by Mik Mak August 15, 2005