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Giving one person a blow job, also known as 'giving head'.
I taught my girlfriend how to talk to me, while she take pipe.
Take Pipe by Wheel Head October 24, 2007

take the pipe 

Committing suicide, Irish-style.
Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.
take the pipe by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004

take the pipe 

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.
1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.
take the pipe by spim December 21, 2003

Take the gas pipe 

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.
Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?
Take the gas pipe by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

Take the Gas Pipe 

a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.

abbreviated TTGP.
Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.
Take the Gas Pipe by DJL0455 January 11, 2013

pipetaker 

Somebody who enjoys taking an adulterated ecstacy pill with a cheap family of drugs called piperazines legal in Canada and other parts of the world. Benzylpiperazine(BZP) is 1/10 the strength of methampetamine and can be mixed with other piperazines like Trifluoromethylphenylpiperazine(TFMPP) producing ecstacy like effects fooling all the dumb new kids making these pressers rich. This drug has harsher side effects than real MDMA and anyone experienced with the drug would know the difference.
1. "That kid is a pipetaker, he just keeps buyin them from me knowing it's fake ecstacy."
2. Idiot: "Hey man those Bart Simpsons were bomb as fuck bro!"

Nick: "I just tested all of those cutouts and they have 0 MDMA."

Idiot: "Nah bro I was rolling balls all night til like noon the next day off one pill"

Nick: "Real ecstacy would never last that long bro!"

Idiot: "Oh well thanks!"
pipetaker by NickWut April 20, 2010