Carney: take two
Kiara: *recluctantly takes two straps on the bus
are you calling me fat ?
Carney: no
*shoves a third to kiara after a second glance
Kiara: *takes the thrid...

take two by YoureAmazing December 17, 2008

Take Two

The second packing of any marijuana smoking device. Generally, resulting is a change of passing direction, either from clockwise to counterclockwise, or counterclockwise to clockwise.

Also, Take Three, Take Four, etc. can be used to define subsequent packings, all of which result in a passing direction change.

"Man, this bowl is cashed..."
"Take Two!!"
"Tuesdays!"

...3 minutes later....

"Man, this bowl is cashed... man"
"Take Three!!... man"
"Let's go get food from Krystal's, man!"

Take Two by BothTyrants July 30, 2007

take-two interactive

A dumb publisher who published GTA V and only cares about money and not their players. Doesn't support SINGLEPLAYER modding and counts it as illegal. Basically a bunch of fag publishers.

Yo, you got that Fuck Take-Two Interactive blimp?
Of course.

take-two interactive by [MG] Flames July 3, 2017

Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

Take two beers and pop the slide by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010

take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

take two baths by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.

animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.

Take two fucking words by dcoder March 29, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026