Take a 'Trump'

When you got to the bathroom to poop, and most of it goes well but the last little bit won't leave.

Friend: Hey, man, you we're in there a while. Everything okay?

You: Yeah, I had to take a 'Trump'.

Friend: What?!

You: A Trump, the turd wouldn't get out no matter how hard I pushed.

by Jeri_Shea November 21, 2020

take a Trump

To have a bowel movement so large you worry you'll have difficulty flushing it away.

I really need to take a Trump but Mary's toilet is low flush. I may have to flush 10 or 15 times.

by Paris6174 December 22, 2019

Gotta take a Trump.

AKA: Gotta take a dump.

Excuse me, but I gotta take a Trump. I've had diarrhea all day.

by Dàibhidh Càidh August 23, 2017

Taking the trump out

Another way of saying taking the trash out replace trash with trump also insinuating that trump stinks

Isabel:mum I'm taking the trump out it really stinks

Mum: okay

by Trumphater1000 December 12, 2016

His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.

Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.

by Some other random guy November 30, 2020

Take a trump

To defecate.
Take a shit.
Drop a trump.

Dude, I gotta take a trump.
Bro, I need to drop a trump ASAP.

by Kiosami November 16, 2020

Take a trump

I heard it was to take a 10 to 15 miniute shit or dump, Turns out it's to flust a country down the tubes and pretend it never happended. "It wasn't me it was you"

Hay you look constipated and have have a shitty attitude, how about you "Take a trump"

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020