tainton 

tainton is a gay queer who loves touching cocks. He is also a tramp and has no friends apart from Philippe. He plays forfeit fifa with his little brother and watches him in the bath. He also has a massive crush on jess.

tainton is a queer

tainton by sofia+tainton forever January 25, 2016

Tainton Manning 

A Tainton Manning is the act of dropping some fat taint on a girl's face, and then having a career less successful than Tom Brady.

I gave this girl from tinder a Tainton Manning, but my career is less successful than Tom Brady.

Tainton Manning by DonBIll September 12, 2016

taunton high school 

Basically hell on earth. The food is shit and the teachers have no respect for the students. This school is the main cause of depression

Fuck Taunton high school

taunton high school by Werbenshmurbanhemerblop June 11, 2017

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

Jaeger-tainting by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

Taintenance 

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.

“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”

Taintenance by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

taintention 

When one's taint receives sexual attention.

Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.

taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

Taint On Taint 

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

Taint On Taint by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008