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Tainted Vagina-TG 

When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.

Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..

Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.

TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated
Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?

"They should really make a name for that"

Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!

Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?

TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....
Tainted Vagina-TG by VEHEMENTBLACK October 13, 2011
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026