Tae kwon joe Share definition Flag an average joe, usually white, who thinks he is the next Jackie Chan "There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!" Tae kwon joe by icebergpickle October 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Tae kwon joe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch