Taco Swipe

The Female equivalent of the male Tea Bag,the act of a male placing his testicles on another person's forehead, but instead of a male placing his balls(or tea bag) on one's forehead a female places her vagina (or taco) on one's forehead.

Male: Go Tea Bag him
Female: I don't have balls
Male: Well go Taco Swipe him then

Taco Swipe by fuckyouiwillusemyrealname December 5, 2010

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tacowiper

having sexual intercourse so many times that your genitalia falls off.

it seems hugh heffner is a tacowiper.

tacowiper by allieclaymont November 25, 2010

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Taco Swipe • tacowipe • tacowiper • Taco Bell • taco • Taco Tuesday • taco-meat • taco cat • taco salad • taco fiesta

tacowipe

to wipe clean ass or taint when it gets real sweaty. I need to tacowipe... or I need a tacowipe please baby... or I need something to tacowipe with... or can I be your tacowipe... or tacowipe usually means need to wipe ass its got buttsweat...to wipe clean ass, ass-crack, taint, testicals and penis, and vaginas when they get sweaty...tacowipe also means getting oral sex.

after riding skateboard all afternoon, my ass was full of buttsweat, I need to tacowipe. is there any shittickets here? I need to tacowipe. her junk was all sweaty she needs to tacowipe bad...or after having a frap I need to tacowipe. where is the bathroom? do you have any shittickets? I need to tacowipe...I got buttsweat I need to tacowipe...after having sex they both needed to tacowipe.

tacowipe by anonymous March 13, 2014

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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