taco bell snob 

1. (noun) A person so whimsically classy, they insist on dining at particular Taco Bell locations and refuse to eat any other Taco Bells.

Person A: I'm constipated. Let's go to the Taco Bell in MexicoTown so's I can loosen up.

Taco Bell Snob: Damn son, that Taco Bell sucks, their hot sauce packets are too spicy. Let's go to that other next to the hospital.

taco bell snob by XPizzle June 20, 2008

Taco Bell Snob 

a rare breed of fast food connoisseur known for their tendency to turn their noses at other, inferior fast food joints, e.g. McDonalds and Wendys. They are also known to order items that are not on the menu but will be custom made by the amazing, accommodating employees. Taco Bell snobs are best avoided at all costs as they can engage you in hours long conversations about the merits of mixing different spice sauces together and substituting beans for beef on most menu items.

That sexy Taco Bell Snob just ordered a cheesy gordita crunch with beans instead of meat AND asked for all temperatures of sauces. What a snob.

Taco Bell Snob by Snobby April 10, 2008