The most kawaii and reliable waifu you'll ever meet. Tim Tamberinos will always be there for you, often with a quick joke to pick your mood up! But beware, complimenting him will usually result in your Tim Tamberino becoming incredibly tsundere, repeating the word "no" endlessly, and calling you baka.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).