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"Oi chap, I'm too tyred to dunk crumpers in tea. Pip pip, cheerio."
tyred by Garrison the Good Negro October 8, 2019
To drive ones automobile (usualy of the racing variety) into a tyre wall in a manner that results in serious damage to both yourself and said automobile.
julian: woah.. he's looking pretty tyred there, looks like he won't be finishing this one. (refering to a rather nasty shunt at the local kart track)

john: Aye byt.. you'd be right there!!

Inspector Gadget: Hot Damn!!
tyred by doa88 January 30, 2007
a mis-spelled version of tired typed by morrons on aim
"im so tyred of being stupid"
tyred by THEbunny August 3, 2006
Just giving the word "tired" more than one syllable.
"Hey can we go on one more ride?!"
"NO dad! I'm sooooooooooo ty-red!" *yawns*
Ty-red by blahblah432we5 July 13, 2010
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026