Twonk

Straight version of a twink. For example, Owen Culleton.

I'm not attracted to twonks.

by Susie Moores February 26, 2021

twonk

Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.

I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.

by Lanksalot September 26, 2006

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley June 6, 2005

Twonk

idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!

Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!

by i iz kl May 25, 2005

Twonk

When someone is a fucking piece of shit

Bob: Donald trump gets my vote.
Terry: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING TWONK!!

by LittleKidLover0114 October 17, 2016

Twonk

A term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of Lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they're Bradley Wiggins astride their Pinarellos and Cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. AKA cyclists or MAMIL's (Middle-aged men in Lycra)

Annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the Nags Head. Upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. She replied "I've spent half a bloody hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly Twonks in their day-glo costumes on their Raleigh Choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4x4 drivers! I need a G&T times two and make it swift"

by Top Floor Geezer October 20, 2013

twonk

The act of a woman inserting a nipple inside a partner's asshole

My twonk game too stronk

by kingdequanexvjr January 22, 2015