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Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.
I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.
by Lanksalot September 26, 2006
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Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit
"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"
by flatley June 06, 2005
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idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!
Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!
by i iz kl May 25, 2005
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A fat twink. A homosexual male who wears clothes 2 sizes too small. Is usually a bottom, with bleached hair, and listens to basic pop music. Would be considered a twink but lacks the heroin sheik body.
until his gastric bypass EJ Johnson was a twonk.
by NinaboninaAbdujibarBrown May 15, 2018
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The act of a woman inserting a nipple inside a partner's asshole
My twonk game too stronk
by kingdequanexvjr January 22, 2015
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A term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of Lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they're Bradley Wiggins astride their Pinarellos and Cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. AKA cyclists or MAMIL's (Middle-aged men in Lycra)
Annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the Nags Head. Upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. She replied "I've spent half a bloody hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly Twonks in their day-glo costumes on their Raleigh Choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4x4 drivers! I need a G&T times two and make it swift"
by Top Floor Geezer October 20, 2013
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Derogitary term from the 90s, a cross between ploker and twit.

Used on Red Dwarf regularly in between 'SMEG' and SMEGHEAD'
- Dan: I just ran over a nun, what should I do?

- Kev: Dan you are such a twonk
by jessica987 December 18, 2011
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