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Twisty eyed 

A word used to describe the look on your face when your are really pissed and floored by the situation at hand.
Twisty eyed- The look that a woman gets on her face when another woman is looking at her man.
Twisty eyed- Used to describe the look on your face as your'e thinking, "What the fuck"?, "Whatever"!, "Who the hell does he/she think he/she is?", "Does it look like I give a shit"?
Twisty eyed- The look you have on your face as you watch some asshole cut in the front of a line that you've been standing in for what feels like an eternity.
Twisty eyed- The look you have on your face as your'e reading your gas bill and steadily watching the gas prices rise.
Twisty eyed looks could be detrimental to your health or the health of someone else.
Twisty eyed looks have been known to be probable cause for ass whoopins.
The "Rock" always has the twisty eyed look on his face.
When I first heard the term "Twisty eyed", I was hysterical with laughter.
If you've already mastered the twisty eyed look, then you know where I'm coming from.
If you are currently laughing, then you must totally agree with the twisty eyed look definitions or your'e thinking about all the times you've actually had this look on your face but never had a word to describe it.
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TWISTY EYED 

The look you give with your upper lip raised, to some condescending asshole in your face believing that they are "holier than thou". The look that just says, "Whatever Bitch".
I looked over at the dumbass in the car beside me after he nearly hit me with a twisty eyed look on my face.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026