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Turtle Power 

"There were these crooks that tried to kill me but I kicked those fuckers in the faces and snapped their necks. THAT'S Turtle Power!"

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Turtle Power by Dave January 9, 2005

turtle power 

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".
"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!
turtle power by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004

turtle poker 

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker

turtlepoker 

The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.
My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.
turtlepoker by oogelle January 16, 2010