turkey tit

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john: meet me at the back of the gym, i have your parents ground up into chili in my backpack
peter: shut up you turkey tit

by knuckers1 May 24, 2009

Turkey Tit Sandwich

1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.

2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.

1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......

2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH

by hungry hungry hippo May 3, 2005

Turkey Titzlers

Slang.

Relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a breasts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. A trademark of an ageing Tanorexic.

Sad as it was Jo had to admit her boobs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of Turkey Titzlers

Jamie Oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn't want a 30 minute meal from Jo unless you like Turkey Titzlers, if you know what I'm saying...

by BlossomG April 4, 2013

turkey tits

A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.

"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."

by WillHigh April 17, 2008

Turkey tits

Huge sloppy boobs that r to large to handle

Ya moms got turkey tits

by Squally police February 20, 2015

turkey titts

The flabby form of the male pectoral muscles as a result of not working out. Turkey titts generally look like slabs of hanging turkey meat.

"Holy shit Andrew has huge turkey titts". "How's it hanging turkey titts".

by Gdubb April 14, 2014

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003