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trumplodyte 

1.
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!"
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."
trumplodyte by Old Ya Ka June 30, 2016

Trumplodyte 

A cave dwelling ignorant fan of the perma tanned man from America.
Stop beating that poor Mexican with that very expensive stick ! You complete and utter trumplodyte .
Trumplodyte by Baldegggeordie January 31, 2017

trumplodyte 

trump·lo·dyte
ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.

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Science has not yet proven Trumplodytes as a separate evolutionary species of man, but there is strong evidence based on their 20th century social and political rhetoric.

"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
trumplodyte by Konundrummer March 12, 2016

trumpwords 

A collection of about 50 words that the 45th President of the US has memorized and regularly uses during speeches and press conferences.
His emphatic trumpwords, strung together in recognizable chunks, have inspired many to involuntarily lip sync along with him at rallies.
trumpwords by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2018

Trampled Under Foot 

Trampled Under Foot is a song by rock group Led Zeppelin. The song was on their 1975 album Physical Graffiti. The song evolved out of a jam session and was written by Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones.

The lyrics were based on blues musician Robert Johnson's 1936 "Teraplane Blues." Robert Plant used car parts as metaphors for sex - "pump your gas," "rev all night," etc.

When played live the band would sometimes segue into their song "Gallows Pole". This song was used to showcase Jones' skills as a keyboard player, and it consequently features a long instrumental section which Jones used for solos.

One of Plant's favorite Zeppelin songs, this became a concert favorite and was frequently played on the radio when it came out. He sang it on his 1988 "Now and Zen" tour, and also at his daughter Carmen's 21st birthday party in 1989 with Jason Bonham on drums.
Sami- What are you listening to Jawn?
Jawn- Trampled Under Foot
Sami- That song makes me hot in the pants
Jawn- I love you sami.
Trampled Under Foot by The iJawn September 18, 2005

Trampledickskin 

A descriptive name derived from Grimm’s fairytale story of a miller lying to the King that his could spin straw into gold. With this variation and usage it describes the orange haired troll doll, our king, lying to us and spinning the truth into alternate fact.
Today, our illustrious and oft self exalted President, Donald Trampledickskin gave away the farm in subsidies to aid farmers in need after his tariff war has shown to be of little aid to anyone in “Amerka”.
Trampledickskin by The Earthrider August 27, 2018