TPS

"Total piece of shit"

Your car is a TPS.

by JuanDeez November 8, 2003

TPS

Tiny penis syndrome

Felix: Man that guy Bryan sure has TPS.
Sam: TPS?
Felix: Yeah tiny penis syndrome.

by felixombc June 25, 2014

TPS

The pseudonym TPS stands for "Tanning Per Second". It's a term used by tanning champions to clarify their listeners if today would be a brilliant day to sunbath. It scales from approximately 1-10, but what has to be taken into account is the location in the world. A TPS10 in Norway wouldn't be a TPS10 in the Sahara - obviously.

Dude 1: "Wow, have you seen the weather today?"
Dude 2: "Yep, it must be at least TPS of 8 today."
Dude 1: "I'm totally gonna hit the beach and show off my body!"
Dude 2: "Enjoy it, tanning champion!"

by Superhero big bad wolf June 18, 2013

TPS

Tiny Penis Syndrome

*She takes of the strangers pants" "Oh My God! TPS!"

by o0blackpenis0o January 15, 2004

TP

Be lowkey, don’t make anything hot

Yo ya shawty here gang tp

by Nazsmall November 12, 2020

TP

In New York Shit Means Think Positive

Some Fem: **Shows Me My Ex New Girl**
Bria: Shes Deadass Chopped TP Tho...

by briaaadtn March 22, 2020

TP

TP is short for Toilet Paper. Those of you who are fans of Beavis and Butthead should know this. Incase you ever wondered what the hell Beavis aka Cornholio was talking about.

Cornholio: ''I need TP, TP for my bunghole!''

by Nathan Ganley July 20, 2003