A perfect set of tits.
A pair of breasts that any man would willingly die for if he could
spend his last moments on earth holding them close to his face.
Breasts that could cause hearts to stop by their unveiling.
Titties that will make grown men want to breast feed forever.
"I went to the tittie bar last night, there was a new dancer there with to die for boobs. It cost me 50 bucks to get them
shoved in my face, but it was well worth it!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).