My girlfriend bought me new jeans for Christmas, but they were really tight in the crotch. Must be TMJ.
by 900eof January 04, 2008
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Temporomandibular joint disorder (TMJD, TMJ or TMD), or TMJ syndrome, is an umbrella term covering woman who have ran out of shit to complain about. Helping woman get out of giving head since 2009.
"Sweetie can you give me head tonight?"

"No, dentist said I have TMJ and can't open my mouth very wide"
by SweetChick1216 February 11, 2010
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A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).
I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.
by Stoolie December 24, 2017
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-Too Much Jjina.
-jjina-- vagina
-When the pubic hair is visiblee
-aka Too much vagina
You can see she has TMJ by looking at her bikini.
by Brother Ape June 23, 2008
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A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!
by bojzzle April 01, 2009
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