IT’S TIME

That one thing that solo wing pixy says right before he launches the V2 cluster nuke with the intent of nuking the world to destroy all national borders. Also something you can say when someone pisses you off and you wish to cause pain, suffering, loss and death to them regardless of collateral damage.

Landlord: “Dude, you rent is 3 months overdue. I’m kicking you out”
Me: “IT’S TIME”
*Nuke warnings blare outside*
Landlord: “What the fu-”
*nine thermonuclear warheads touch down within a 500km radius, rendering all life nearby instantly aliven’t*

by Raichu047 May 21, 2022

on timing

When somebody does something extraordinarily well; someone being "in the zone"

" Did you see how many points Devin Booker dropped tonight?" "Yeah he was on timing."

by Cockblocklegend June 02, 2021

Time

Something that can only be given away. So, give it to those who matter.

Love God, yourself, your friends, and your family. Give THEM your time.

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 17, 2013

Time

A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.

We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.

by HT February 05, 2004

Time

1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present

Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019

on time

When something is really good

Man that shit was on time!

by J roc July 18, 2004

time

The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.

Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.

"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

by udusers1 October 09, 2012