the united states of america 

A place that is put down by arrogant europeans who have never been there.

oi innit america's just some shit hole with a disneyland? and everyone's fuckin obese and dont know shit, innit.

the united states of america has lots of variety and is a nice place to live.

the united states of america by Angelacia February 18, 2008

The United States of America 

The United States of America also know as the U.S.A. is a country located in North America. Often criticized by other nations, it is still a young and growing nation that has yet to achieve it's full potential as a Political and Militant Superpower. Sadly, America is not known for it generosity towards other countries (even though it is i.e. WWI, WWII, the Indonesian Tsunami incident, and many more occurrences).

On September 11, 2001 The United States of America was subject to several terrorist attacks, killing thousands of people and devastating millions more.

America has been fighting to show it's Strength and Independence from the English Empire, beginning in 1763. The U.S.A. won it's independence After winning the Revolutionary War in 1776.

Even though America is projected as the 'Monstrosity of the World' is home to many notable Political and Civil Rights activists such as F.D.R. and Martin Luther King Jr.


"I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal." - Abraham Lincoln


God Bless The United States of America

The United States of America - The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

The United States of America by M1KAVU July 6, 2008

The United States of America 

Where the Internet was born.

The United States of America:

It makes sense that the Internet was born in America because the Internet is a free cyberspace. It is a virtual representation of America: Greatness and the crap that comes with it.

The United States of America by raptroes December 4, 2010

The United States of America 

A fictional country that first appeared in the textbooks of every primary school as a country built upon the principles of freedom and liberty.

The United States of America is often confused with the actual countries, The United Corporations of America and the country, The Divided States of Amnesiacs.

All rational scholars agree that the United States of America never existed. Saying, "if it did ever exist, it only lasted between 1 to 5 minutes in the minds and hearts of those who conceived of such a nation."

Nevertheless, a loyal following of the fantasy country still exists. Elections are held every four years for an illusionary president. And the belief that the US is the greatest nation EVER is a requirement for membership in several fanatical groups.

Recently, however, growing dissatisfaction with the fantasy of The United States of America has led many people to even doubt the fairness of democracy. With proclamations that democracy is an illusion as well. Nothing more than the tyranny of the majority and the servant of the wealthy few. In turn, this has led many to look for other imaginary countries. Countries such as Narnia, Wakanda, Loompaland even the entire Marvel Universe have experienced a rapid influx of mental migrations in an attempt to escape the reality of a fantasy nation.

Sentences:

“The United States of America is the home of the free and a land under God!!”
“Good. Very good my child. Now, it is time to take your Batch-five medication, and then we’ll listen to and repeat today's Doublethink. Remember…Ignorance is Strength!"

The United States of America by Wittyhandle October 19, 2021

The United States of America 

The land of the free.... and obesity epidemics... and mass shootings... and heart attacks... and fascism... and racism... and alcoholism...

Worse than Somalia.

"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THA BEST CUNTRY IN DA WERLD!!! MUH FREEDOMS!"

The United States of America by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

The United States of America 

A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.

So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.

The United States of America by Leafy Greeens November 25, 2017

The United States of America 

The fattest, dumbest, and most self absorbed country in the world.

It's not the United States of America! It's just America God dammit!

The United States of America by Callumbuddy March 14, 2016