THTC

Too High To Care

when you dont care about anything because you are too stoned

man1: dawg ur house is on fire

man2: dude... im THTC

by Lara Newman July 2, 2008

THTC

Too High to Communicate. When you're trying to text a friend but you're too high to form a full sentence or explanation.

-"What's up?"
-"THTC"
-"Okay. ill ttyl"

by Tarindactyl September 28, 2014

THTC

Short form for "Too happy to care"

Alternatively, 2H2C

Jim: Hey Charlie, youre kind of a dick
Charlie: I'm THTC

Megan: That bitch stole my boyfriend!
Jen: Sorry, im thtc

by BiznarBoi May 1, 2010

THTC

Turtle Head Touching Cotton.

For when you've got to poo, and are turtling and the poo touches your underwear.

I almost had a THTC moment, but I made it in time.

by TechnicallyArbitrary March 3, 2024

THTC

A shortened version of saying Too Horny to Care.

1st guy-Dude that bitch made me so THTC
2nd person- What?

1st guy- To horny to care

by Milve August 24, 2011