THTC 

Too High To Care

when you dont care about anything because you are too stoned

man1: dawg ur house is on fire

man2: dude... im THTC

THTC by Lara Newman July 2, 2008

THTC 

Too High to Communicate. When you're trying to text a friend but you're too high to form a full sentence or explanation.

-"What's up?"
-"THTC"
-"Okay. ill ttyl"

THTC by Tarindactyl September 28, 2014

THTC 

Short form for "Too happy to care"

Alternatively, 2H2C

Jim: Hey Charlie, youre kind of a dick
Charlie: I'm THTC

Megan: That bitch stole my boyfriend!
Jen: Sorry, im thtc

THTC by BiznarBoi May 1, 2010

THTC 

A shortened version of saying Too Horny to Care.

1st guy-Dude that bitch made me so THTC
2nd person- What?

1st guy- To horny to care

THTC by Milve August 24, 2011

THTC 

Turtle Head Touching Cotton.

For when you've got to poo, and are turtling and the poo touches your underwear.

I almost had a THTC moment, but I made it in time.

THTC by TechnicallyArbitrary March 3, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020