The Squirts
A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".
The Squirts by lightskin.dinosaur October 2, 2016
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The Squirts
The Squirts by AnonymousHippopotamus December 12, 2006
the squirts
A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
the squirts by d_girl August 10, 2006
the squirts
Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!
the squirts by afterx3glow March 5, 2009
Rock the Squirts
Rock the Squirts by Derpmobile November 11, 2010
The Indonesian Squirts
When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.
The Indonesian Squirts by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017
that's the way the pickle squirts
An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.
that's the way the pickle squirts by Erika June 1, 2004
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