Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect Brown Trout. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.
by BRETT THE HITMAN HOLT March 10, 2012
The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
by David August 8, 2006
A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.
by Kurt B. November 3, 2005
a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 27, 2019
Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."
Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."
Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."
by Johnrad March 22, 2022