The Patriarchy

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Every feminists defense for everything ever, also used as a reason for everything as well.

Guy #1 Guys I have appendicitis I'm in the hospital rn
Crazy feminist: maybe you wouldn't have appendicitis if you didn't support the Patriarchy by being a man!
Guy #1: what the fuck

The Patriarchy by Calvinator_lmao September 13, 2022

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The Patriarchy

Rule of the fathers.

Patri- Father

-archy Rule or Governance

The Patriarchy is the rule of Fathers over their own households.

It is NOT some elite cabal of Men trying to rule the world as feminists try to make people think. When a feminist says "Fuck the Patriarchy" what they are really saying is "I don't want my Daddy running my life!" Because what good Father wouldn't want what's best for their kids?

Jenny had bought into the lies of feminists about the Patriarchy, until she grew up and saw her father just had her best interests at heart all along. She had found herself bitter and unhappy, and didn't like what it had done to her!

The Patriarchy by Daddy Knight August 12, 2025

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Fuck the patriarchy

A phrase that calls for the complete extermination of males and masculinity. Usually used by angry radical feminists who cannot get a job and resort to fucking the Communist Manifesto.

This is similar to the chanting "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free"

Person 1: "Did you know that most internet users are males?"
Person 2: "AHHAHAHAH FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"

Fuck the patriarchy by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026