The Patriarchy 

Every feminists defense for everything ever, also used as a reason for everything as well.

Guy #1 Guys I have appendicitis I'm in the hospital rn
Crazy feminist: maybe you wouldn't have appendicitis if you didn't support the Patriarchy by being a man!
Guy #1: what the fuck

The Patriarchy by Calvinator_lmao September 13, 2022

The Patriarchy 

Rule of the fathers.

Patri- Father

-archy Rule or Governance

The Patriarchy is the rule of Fathers over their own households.

It is NOT some elite cabal of Men trying to rule the world as feminists try to make people think. When a feminist says "Fuck the Patriarchy" what they are really saying is "I don't want my Daddy running my life!" Because what good Father wouldn't want what's best for their kids?

Jenny had bought into the lies of feminists about the Patriarchy, until she grew up and saw her father just had her best interests at heart all along. She had found herself bitter and unhappy, and didn't like what it had done to her!

The Patriarchy by Daddy Knight August 12, 2025

Fuck the patriarchy 

A phrase that calls for the complete extermination of males and masculinity. Usually used by angry radical feminists who cannot get a job and resort to fucking the Communist Manifesto.

This is similar to the chanting "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free"

Person 1: "Did you know that most internet users are males?"
Person 2: "AHHAHAHAH FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"

Fuck the patriarchy by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022