The Painting 

When you ejaculate on her stomach, whilst making a picture.

Oi lads last night I did the painting to ur wan

The Painting by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

Back in the painting 

To be "Back in the painting" means falling back in your old habits. If you we're a portrait this act would be portayed.
Also used for more short sighted terms like when there is a bowl of candy on the table and you exclaim, i'll have no more and then two minutes later you are – indeed – back in the painting

I'll have no more candy now. (moments later the person eats more)
I'm/she/he is now "back in the painting"

Back in the painting by Usmanov January 3, 2020

Always Fucking The Painting 

fucking the painting in game because well why not

Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game

Always Fucking The Painting by floordaddy May 25, 2023

painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive

painting the canvas by thegreatretailcaper June 1, 2016

painting the toilet 

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

painting the toilet by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013

Painting the wife's closet 

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

Painting the wife's closet by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

painting the panda 

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

painting the panda by akthagod69 March 3, 2019