The Painting

When you ejaculate on her stomach, whilst making a picture.

Oi lads last night I did the painting to ur wan

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

Back in the painting

To be "Back in the painting" means falling back in your old habits. If you we're a portrait this act would be portayed.
Also used for more short sighted terms like when there is a bowl of candy on the table and you exclaim, i'll have no more and then two minutes later you are – indeed – back in the painting

I'll have no more candy now. (moments later the person eats more)
I'm/she/he is now "back in the painting"

by Usmanov January 3, 2020

Always Fucking The Painting

fucking the painting in game because well why not

Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game

by floordaddy May 25, 2023

painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive

by thegreatretailcaper June 1, 2016

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013

Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019