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the jacob 

A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.
Would you like anything to drink with breakfast? Yes, could I have the jacob please.
the jacob by Jacob_F May 12, 2007
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The Jacob 

The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!
The Jacob by BLAM! November 5, 2004

The Jacob 

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.
After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.
The Jacob by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021

The Jacob Special 

A sexual foreplay position where person one sits with their legs wide open, and person two sits in between their legs, preferably naked. From there person one will use one hand to fondle the others genitalia, the other hand to caress the breasts (if person two is female), and their mouth to suck on their neck.
Jess: WOW last night was amazing

Mikayla: Why, what happened?
Jess: Jonah gave me the Jacob Special
The Jacob Special by Treereeeee December 17, 2019

The Jacob Mabb 

A Orgasmic Sandwich including

Peanut Butter
Nutella

White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
The Jacob Mabb by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014

The Jacob satorius 

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
The Jacob satorius by Pigdick December 2, 2016

The Jacob Complex 

When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself
Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look that’s Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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