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The files

Oh hey, how's that going? They aren't complying and are redacting things that aren't supposed to be redacted. Fantastic. Because now it is clear to everyone that I, once again, was right all along. There is something wrong with these people and there is only one cure for that.
Hym "Bullets. Several of them. It doesn't matter how America works. Your delusional self-righteous on the matter is what allows them to get away with doing it. Release the files. Unredacted. Now. Arrest the people implicated. Today. OR... Bullet in the brain immediately. And then, while you're at it, get me the credit and the money for creating AI (because I'm not doing it for free) or ALSO BULLET IN THE BRAIN. These people need to cease to exist. A lot of you ALSO NEED TO DO THAT. It's fucking absurd."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2025
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Hym "Shut up and release the files, bitch! BLULULULULULULULULULU!!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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Then Release The Files

Un-redacted. Complete release of the files pertaining to the fucking pedophile sex ring please.
Hym "Then release the files. It's crime for me and none for thee over here for the US government. This is exactly why the 2nd amendment exists by the way. When the government is covering up sex crimes but also LYING about their awareness of a surveillance apparatus where they have clearly instructed both YouTube pundits and the employees of KwikTrip to try to mind-rape a dissent into not only giving up his claim to the creation of AI but to adopt new beliefs. This is why the gun need to be placed firmly to the skull of every child. The breeders feel entitled to complete control of both your mind and the future. JD Vance has even said publicly that breeders should get more votes for their kids. They need to be made to capitulate. The parents on me receiving the credit I deserve for creating AI. The politicians on the pedophile sex ring. BOTH. Because they don't actually care that I threatened your kids. The breeders are nothing more than a SELF-ENTITLED MECHANISM OF CONTROL. You had to work hard so I have to do it with you but YOUR WIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO ALSO FUCK ME? NO! You had to work hard and I DID NOT. So go! Get me my money NOW. You fuck. Release the fucking files."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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The Ex Files

These are strange things you know or suspect your ex did to you typically sneaking behind your back.
Someone contacted my friends online and accused me of crimes and perversions, I guess that is one for The Ex Files!
by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2020
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The X-Files

A show about a unique couple of FBI Agents who solve crimes of the unexplained. Possibly the best show ever created.
The X-Files was an awsome show, long live Mulder and Scully.
by Sarah December 9, 2003
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The Walten files

The Walten files also known as TWF, is a analog horror series of "found footage" videos made by Martin Walls. It uses a 2D animated art style, similar to the Weirdcore aesthetic. If you want to watch the files, you better be prepared for some disturbing images! There are a lot of hidden secrets in the Walten files including the following: distorted backwards audio/audios, link/links, hidden text, bright and dark images containing other mysterious secrets to the plot and ect.
Me: "Hey have you seen the Walten files?"
Friend: "No-?"
Me: "You should check it out, It's similar to five nights at Freddy's ! :"
Friend: "Alright it looks cool, I'll update you tomorrow if i get to it !"
Me: *happy squealing*
by <3 _The child_ <3 August 20, 2021
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The X-Files

The most innovative and awesome show to ever be on television
SCULLY: Have you thought seriously about dying?

MULDER: Yeah, once, when I was at the Ice Capades.

(Detour)

SCULLY: You've gotta quit looking for what isn't there. They've closed the X-files. There's procedure to be followed now ... protocol.

MULDER: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.

(The Movie)
by redmoon June 17, 2004
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