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TheEuropeanLad 

TheEuropeanLad is a jobless incel who sits inside all day watching up to 10 football games simultaneously and tweeting about them. He is a Dutch Ajax fan, and is constantly angry due to their horrid performances, like losing to fourth division side USV Hercules.

He also dickrides Lionel Messi who doesn’t know he exists, always tweeting pointless updates about him, e.g Messi having a haircut. In addition, he likes to drool over Messi’s wife Antonella, likely due to the fact that he can’t pull a female to save his life.
TheEuropeanLad: Antonella is unreal man. Gave birth to 3 sons and goes back to looking 10/10.
Random FT user: Perv
TheEuropeanLad by Bandz The Lord January 14, 2024
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026