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meaning the absolute tastiest; the best; of the highest quality - when applied to marijuana, a.k.k. the cannabis plant
"Did you get a taste of <i>the dank</i> nuggs that Billy Bob has?
the dank by btezra October 24, 2002
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the dank korns 

A predominantly high school student group that (at least one member) get fucked up on a daily basis. The Dank KornS are involved in trafficking drugs, as well as the extortion of other people.
Dude 1: dude, see that dude right there?

Dude 2: yeah, what's up with him dude?

Dude 1: dude I think he's in "The Dank KornS".

Dude 2: Aweh shit, let's get the fuck out if here dude.

The Dank-N-Ator 

The master and lord of all dank memes also known as The Dankest Memer.
Bro you're like The Dank-N-Ator
The Dank-N-Ator by EliFender08 December 14, 2021

the dank kush

A Southern California lifestyle street-wear clothing brand (DANK meaning Day And Night Kings) that specializes in an "all black everything" color platform. With sizes only ranging from medium to xl, they specifically placed themselves in a category where their brand is not fully accessible to everyone. Their motto is that they do not have customers, they have "affiliates".
I just bought that the dank kush tee and now I'm affiliated.
the dank kush by therealblack January 6, 2012

the dank plant 

the plant we must pray to every time we smoke DANK ASS WEED!
dude i smoked weeeeeeeed after i bowed to the DANK PLANT!
the dank plant by pwnz0r August 28, 2003

the dank lord 

The Lord Of Every Meme That Is Considered "DANK"
"All hail The Dank Lord, The savior of this world!"
the dank lord by RetardCentral March 13, 2018

The Dank-O-Meter

The Dank-O-Meter is a Scale measuring the dankness of a certain amount of Marijuana
Dude... This kuch is at least a 9 out of 10 on The Dank-O-Meter
The Dank-O-Meter by dankoholic November 25, 2010
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