The crippler is when you have to shit so bad that you can hardly walk to the restroom. Generally produces cramp like effects in your anus with pain so bad you can't walk.
by king of the shitters August 13, 2009
by Mungzilla November 03, 2007
Guy 1: Hey man i just had sex with her
Guy 2: What position?
Guy 1: Crippler. Shes in a wheelchair now.
Guy 2: What position?
Guy 1: Crippler. Shes in a wheelchair now.
by cripplingpostisionman April 05, 2010
a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. Usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.
by mainframe November 01, 2003
by clay west May 17, 2003
A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.
Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.
by therapists February 06, 2006
When having sex, the man pulls out and sticks it in her but without warning. When this happens, the woman loses control of her limbs.
by Slick Criple February 05, 2010