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The Big T 

aka Tiffany & Co

A place where men go to hand over their paychecks in hopes of getting to have sex with their girlfriend/wife. In reality, all that happens is the girlfriend/wife gets a blue box and the man gets blue balls.
Dom: Hey man, I went to The Big T last week to get the wife a bracelet!

Vin: How can you just cut off your scrotum like that?!

Dom: I took my wife and her mother to The Big T the other day, they were so happy!

Translation: I cut my nuts off!
The Big T by Primal4Life February 11, 2010
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THE BIG T 

THE BIG T is a name given to someone who is small in size but BIG in game skill, he most definitely plays the video game rainbow six siege and is absolutely cracked out of his mind, he can occasionally be trash but that will only happen every 3rd game
OMG is that THE BIG T he is so hot I want to kiss him
THE BIG T by Catlicker9000 May 3, 2022

the big don't argue 

A slang term used in Rugby League for a fend.
HWOAR! He's stepped past one would-be tackler, and giving another player the big don't argue before crashing over for a magnificent try!
the big don't argue by markuz July 31, 2005

don't eat the big white mint 

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.
I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

don't eat the big white mint 

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.
They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us 

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

the big toe captain

The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").
"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.
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