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THE 96er 

The erotic position where the female lays spread eagle and airs out her box. The male straddles her face while he puts his face in between her legs and goes to chow town. Meanwhile the male is gagging the female with his cock deep in her throat and hip thrusting profusely. They both do so until climax and she squirts in his face and he blows his hot load down her dumpster (aka her throat).

Origination: A few years ago I was fucking my girl friends throat and decided to sit on her face and she had some trouble breathing due to my balls covering her nasal passage. So we decided to 69 and instead of her being on top and having that juicy warm lavish pussy in my face, I stayed on top and put my big meaty cock down her throat and her body was filled with instant ecstasy. I buried my face between her legs and took a sniff of that sweet pussy nectar.Then went to town and tongue punched her curtains and had that bitch squealing like a pig at a trough and squirting like OLD FAITHFUL.
- Guy: He man I tried out something new last night you have to give it a shot?

- Other Guy: What would that be?

-Guy: The 96er I went to town on my girls throat she won't be able to speak for a week just the way I like it and she squirted all over my face the bitches legs were trembling when I got done with her.
THE 96er by THE 96er October 17, 2014
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The Ole' 96er 

When a brother and sister are performing a non sexual reverse 69
Seriously Jeff and his sister just did The Ole' 96er outside of the garage
The Ole' 96er by Dans1096 October 4, 2010

The ‘ol 96er 

Instead of the classic 69 position, it’s the opposite. Two people get in to 69 position but then reverse and lick each other’s buttholes at the same time, may include broken necks or long tongues to get done
Met some crazy lady the other night and she suggested the ‘ol 96er, so we snapped each other’s necks and had a good time
The ‘ol 96er by BigBadWulf March 6, 2021

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026