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THE 96er 

The erotic position where the female lays spread eagle and airs out her box. The male straddles her face while he puts his face in between her legs and goes to chow town. Meanwhile the male is gagging the female with his cock deep in her throat and hip thrusting profusely. They both do so until climax and she squirts in his face and he blows his hot load down her dumpster (aka her throat).

Origination: A few years ago I was fucking my girl friends throat and decided to sit on her face and she had some trouble breathing due to my balls covering her nasal passage. So we decided to 69 and instead of her being on top and having that juicy warm lavish pussy in my face, I stayed on top and put my big meaty cock down her throat and her body was filled with instant ecstasy. I buried my face between her legs and took a sniff of that sweet pussy nectar.Then went to town and tongue punched her curtains and had that bitch squealing like a pig at a trough and squirting like OLD FAITHFUL.
- Guy: He man I tried out something new last night you have to give it a shot?

- Other Guy: What would that be?

-Guy: The 96er I went to town on my girls throat she won't be able to speak for a week just the way I like it and she squirted all over my face the bitches legs were trembling when I got done with her.
THE 96er by THE 96er October 17, 2014
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The Ole' 96er 

When a brother and sister are performing a non sexual reverse 69
Seriously Jeff and his sister just did The Ole' 96er outside of the garage
The Ole' 96er by Dans1096 October 4, 2010

The ‘ol 96er 

Instead of the classic 69 position, it’s the opposite. Two people get in to 69 position but then reverse and lick each other’s buttholes at the same time, may include broken necks or long tongues to get done
Met some crazy lady the other night and she suggested the ‘ol 96er, so we snapped each other’s necks and had a good time
The ‘ol 96er by BigBadWulf March 6, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026