Teloiv is Australian slang to describe a very short person. Teloiv is violet spelt backwards and since violets small flowers it is used in a mocking way to describe short Australian people.
by Beatrice Cecil April 3, 2022
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"Maybe comcast thinks 99 bucks a month for internet,cable and phone service is good. But as for why they made up the stupid words, i don't know. Televisiphonernetting is one of the many terms. As in, what kind of company made up the word telivisiphonernetting?
by C'SsS September 16, 2007
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Some fine telivisual entertainment
by Dan June 25, 2004
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The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.
The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.
-"Jesus Christ, Marie and Geoffrey are really together 24/7. It's like telovision."
-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."
-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."
by Informal Skin January 7, 2009
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