Short for "How's My Dick Taste," this is said to a buddy who has played tonsil hockey with a girl who has previously given you a blowjob, presuming that some of the flavor of your penis was left in her mouth for him to taste. This is better left for your good friends (conveniently, groups of friends often pass the same girls around) because hearing H.M.D.T. can be quite offensive.
by Manute Bol January 13, 2008
Get the H.M.D.T. mug.Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
Get the L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! mug.Related Words
H.M.D.T.
• L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
• l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.
• F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
• I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M
• R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L
• Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
• i.d.t.h.f.w.m
• l.m.s.y.d.t.y.e.r.b.i.y.h
• I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.
And they all laughed! THE END!!!
And they all laughed! THE END!!!
by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016
Get the l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. mug.PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?
Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009
Get the F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. mug.rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
Get the R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L mug.I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
by Crystal_Snow December 20, 2022
Get the I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M mug.Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
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by lotto6969 July 9, 2025
Get the Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F mug.