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T diddle 

A really gay guy who hates spirit gum. He is a very good SoundCloud rapper though and will take you on a date and let you fiddle his fiddle. Follow his soundcloud to listen to his next hit single. You are going to wish you never met him.
Did you hear the new T diddle song?
Fuck yeah
I wanna fiddle his diddle
T diddle by A D O N February 11, 2019
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Don’t Diddle December 

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December

Don't Diddle December 

Redemption for people who failed No Nut November. Same rules just for whole December.
Bruv you passed NNN?
No, I'm gonna try again during Don't Diddle December
Don't Diddle December by Jace333 December 1, 2018

Bo, you don't know diddley!  

This is a catch phrase that originated in a TV ad in the late Eighties that featured super athlete extraordinaire Bo Jackson and rock'n'roll pioneer Bo Diddley (he's notorious for his famous box-shaped electric guitar). Basically, the term means that somebody doesn't know doodly squat.
The narrator says:
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
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In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!

Diddly Don't 

A girl that you wouldn't fuck or "do"
"What do you think of that Karlene chick. She's kinda cute." "What? No way man she's a diddly don't."
Diddly Don't by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

Tdiddles 

They are kinda weird but super and I mean SUPER HOT like the HOTTEST being to exist even hotter then horses. but anyways Tdiddles are cool and like art and music but most importantly they LOVE LOVE cockroaches. hahaha jk they hate them they are so scared that they cry when faced with this adversity.
(Say this to a Tdiddles) Tdiddly diddly doo, I took a massive shoe, from someone who looked like a loo, with a big brown poo
Tdiddles by BlackieChan_105 May 3, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026