a very sexy badass woman/man who could get any guy/girl but is too depressed to even try they have a fat ass and can fuck super well. Never let a szuma go or they will destroy you (in both ways) they are funny and amazing at singing but are shy and have mental issues could potentially be psycho. They have 1 crush which names begin with either a c t or l never anything else.
by FantaBubbleBitch June 4, 2020
Get the Szumamug.