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a very sexy badass woman/man who could get any guy/girl but is too depressed to even try they have a fat ass and can fuck super well. Never let a szuma go or they will destroy you (in both ways) they are funny and amazing at singing but are shy and have mental issues could potentially be psycho. They have 1 crush which names begin with either a c t or l never anything else.
female:damn a szuma is a keeper
male:yeah bro i know
by FantaBubbleBitch June 04, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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