He eats only the finest borscht, and Atomik Vodka. Absolut Vodka is too inferior for his tongue to touch. He has committed 666 suicide bombings in 0.666 seconds. The 2A28 is too inferior for him to use as it does not shoot hard enough even to make him flinch. Instead, he rides in a Megazord to fight his enemies.
by Heating Shower Water... September 09, 2019