symphonic band 

A calm version of life.
Marching band

What are you doing tomorrow?
Symphonic Band.
Next day?
Band.
Everyday?
Band, duh.

symphonic band by MaeBaby October 15, 2015

Symphonic band 

A symphonic band is simply a band for smarter and more advanced musicians. People who were put in a concert band are rejects that didn't make the symphonic band.

The symphonic band has much more advanced music, for much more advanced musicians.

Symphonic band by Symphonic band October 13, 2015

Symphonic band auditions 

Nervousness incarnate where 70% of the people who make it are favorites or the teacher is evil

Man I'm so nervous for my symphonic band auditions

Symphonic band auditions by Wisdomdagger May 17, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022