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Sword of Omens 

Pop a Viagra, then right before it kicks in, insert your limp dick into your girl's pussy. Shout "Thundercats Ho!" just as you get your boner. Then right before you're about to come, pull out, stick your junk on your girls face, say "Sword of Omens give me sight beyond sight," and then spooge in her eyes. Timing must be impeccable.
"Dude I'm gonna slay that bitch-dragon with my Sword of Omens. Snarf can't watch, though."
Sword of Omens by Slick Mickey April 1, 2009

Sword of Omens 

When a male is standing a female will get on her knees and make a fist to balance his penis straight up and down while laying the balls on top of her fist so they act like the hilt of a sword. When this has been accomplished, she must press her face (eye sockets to nuts) and shout at the top of her lungs, "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."
Girl 1: I tried that new Sword of Omens thing and I could see my house from his bedroom.
Girl 2: Wow, it really does work!
Sword of Omens by Unkle Samm October 7, 2009

Sword of Omens 

the act of ejaculating onto the top of a girl's head like a fountain with your erect penis pressed against the forehead, and a testicle placed over each of her eyes.
dude, this girl is a keeper, last night she gave me a Sword of Omens in a porta-potty at the special olympics!
Sword of Omens by Dr. SftPork October 26, 2008
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026