Skip to main content

Spoon's Revenge 

Relax Judy, its only a Linux boot cd.

You have been pranked
Spoon's Revenge by Spoonster July 16, 2004
A shortened name for Wetherspoon's, a pub chain in Britain
The beer at Wetherspoon's is so cheap cos it's way past it's sell-by date and tastes like shit.
Spoon's by anonymous September 5, 2021

Dimash's Soon 

Innocent Dears believed that Dimashs soon is at an early date and within a short period after this or that time, event, etc.

Dears would get excited and happy at first hoping soon would be after days of waiting , but Dimash's soon is never soon as they dreamed.

whenever Dears ask Dimash about his soon event he would reply soon and Dears would .lugh saying soon soon soon

Dimash reply to his soon: "Kazakhs are never late, they just change the day".

Dears says Dimash's soon is never, or sooner than never.

Dears will joke saying

Is your "soon" is as long as a Dimash "soon"?

Dimash's soon usually used to tease Dears patience of upcoming events, new song, music videos, new album, interviews
Dears says Dimash's soon is never, or sooner

than never.

Dears: Is your "soon" is as long as a Dimash "soon"?
Dimash's Soon by Jasmin DiDear January 2, 2021

Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
Bach's spoon by xucez December 2, 2020

To spoon one's soup 

To spoon one's [soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)
Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.

Nature's spoon 

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups
You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.
Nature's spoon by King Carb December 11, 2020