Swollward

The ordinary name as a frat kid fucking you’re daughter

“A Swollward kid took my daughter and her virginity”

by Swollward May 18, 2019

swillard

one who frequently imbibes large quanities of alcohol and sunsequently engages in any of the following activities: undulation; public urination; cackling; cajoling others to join them in their activities by repeating the phrase (with fingers at lips) "come on boy you know you want to party" until their subject joins along in their swillard games; attempting to attract persons of the opposite sex by asking them if they would like a Mentos, or, if the subjects are traveling in a group, by inquiring: "how you ladies doin' tonight"; responding to any external stimulus by repeating the phrase " et, ut, ott", etc.

come on you swillard, stop pissing in my trash can.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Swollarity

The noun version of swoll.

I've about reached maximum swollarity.

by SaFrDe March 29, 2009

Swellard

Adj., a word describing something that truly is very swell.

Hey dude, did you hear about me and Jolen going over to Ian's and Sami's? It's gonna be swellard

by TRTLCAT January 24, 2010

swollaronie

To get buff, jacked, or swoll at the gym

Morgan, Jade, and Marky Mark are going to the gym to get swollaronie my guy.

by ThereRnoMoreNames June 30, 2019

swollaronie

To get buff, jacked, or swoll at the gym

Morgan, Jade, and Marky Mark are going to the gym to get swollaronie my guy.

by ThereRnoMoreNames June 30, 2019

Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007