Urban Dictionary: Swole

An adjective used when one feels stupid, or is talking about someone who does.

"Dude I'm swole, the security guard heard me call her a bitch."

"Haha Mike's swole, he just fell flat on his face."

by sweeterdownfall April 03, 2008

A Medicinal Cannabis plant that is growing buds that are so swollen they are falling over

by glucosemusic March 11, 2011

when something is as swollen as it can get

by J.F. February 11, 2003

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!

by Joanne February 26, 2005

A very large man who doesn't have any balls due to over usage of steroids.

Derek considers himself swole, but he's actually a very large chode!

by JBus February 27, 2014

If someone get's in troble or gets yelled at.

Teacher-"Andrew stop playing games on the computers!"

Andrew-"But i wasn't"

Teacher-"Yes you were"

Background people- "SWOLE"

by Brookke May 01, 2009

Swole, the state of body when muscular or fit.
Typically used by douchebag manginas who have no shame.

Mangina: who needs pussy when you have swole
Normal man: wanting pussy is a natural thing
Mangina: you're just a sexist. Why waste time on pussy?