Swiss Roll

When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.

Charlie: hey why do your fingers smell like shit?
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.

by Poopyfinger December 2, 2015

Swiss Roll

Irish slang for arse (swiss roll - hole) as in up your swiss
Word for jelly roll outside America. Jelly roll, used in jazz circles as slang for sex, intercourse, female genitals

See also Swiss cake role

Swiss Roll: "Jelly roll killed my pappy, and run my mother stone blind"

by trust_44 October 29, 2005

Swiss Roll

When a guy performs auto fellatio, and then another guy curls up from behind and fucks him in the ass.

"Last night was crazy, I was going down on myself and Luiz turned me into a swiss roll"

by QuotesByBel April 25, 2019

Swiss Roll

When a man is getting a blow job and he throws up on his dick and the girl continues to blow him

Dude that Swiss Roll last night really hit the spot after a night of getting schwasty. I was back at the bar minutes later!

by Cialis September 2, 2011

Swiss Roll

The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.

"Dude, Check out this video -
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"

by MaccabeeWarrior August 1, 2012

Swiss Roll

Drooping boobs jammed into a uplifting bra.

Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.

She's got her Spaniels ears jammed into that top like swiss rolls.

by Sandy Ritchie February 19, 2008

Swiss Roll

When you cum in a chick's ass, and then she takes a shit and it's all swirled together like a swiss roll.

"Oh man I had the greatest anal last night and then made the best swiss roll this morning!"

by MonkeyCheese3d November 29, 2011