The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.
After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.
by cookiemonsterwanteatyou September 13, 2009
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A term used to describe an athletic body type (i.e low body fat, flat stomach, etc.) in an online dating or chat profile. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online, the term has a generally positive or desirable connotation and covers all aspects of the "in shape" physique, not just the sport of swimming. Contrast with more disingenuous sports related body type euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build (fat), and runner build (skinny).
WGM, 22, 6'0"/175# Brn/Grn, lean, tight swimmers build.
by A. Hick July 23, 2006
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Sperm that rarely joins up with an egg to fertlize it.
Jerry has lazy swimmers so I can't get preg
by smehmet1 January 20, 2005
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One who injects Heroin, etc.
"William is a channel swimmer."
by junkyman420 March 13, 2004
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That bad feeling you get in your stomache after swimming for about an hour.
Hey you want to get something to eat,all that swimming made me hungry.

Nah,I have a bad swimmers stomache right now.
by xxxdeathbladexxx July 14, 2010
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An unathletic male observed in a body of water with an atypically large, unmuscular chest.
After letting himself go for a number of years, Eric decided to embrace his new physique by becoming a world renown tit-swimmer.
by Elpolloblanco August 11, 2016
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Describing someone of African descent. A word that Whites can covertly use to refer to Blacks while Blacks are present. People of color usually lack the ability to swim (have you ever seen the shallow end of a public swimming pool) so this is a proper reference.
A family of non-swimmers just moved in next door.

I did not get a wink of sleep last night because those damn non-swimmers were playing that rap music so loud
by MDunn June 30, 2005
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