When you shoot your delicious sperm into your girlfriend or wife.
"Dude look at all those swimmers in you"
by RippedCondom April 9, 2018
A swimmer would be classified as VICTORIA G!!!!
Possibly the greatest swimmer ever to be born to the planet Earth. Great at fly...way better than Mandi. And doesn not appreciate people laughing when she wears her "Kiss me i'm a swimmer" shirt. And she's pretty G as well.
Omg look at that swimmer. i wish i could be just like them, too bad my name starts with an A or M or R and not V!!!
by Big Bertha* June 9, 2010
Mostly wandering about 90% naked most of their lives, swimmers, in fact, are usually homosexual... especially ones by the name of Eddie. Some of them might have potential for great bedroom antics, but lack the skills to woo a woman... therefore resorting to masterbation or same-sex relationships with their colleagues.
The swimmer spent most of his day in the water with his team mates, therefore his oppurtunity-cost of working on women skills was spent practicing for the big meet.
by Aanik August 31, 2006
someone who swims in a chlorinated pool so often that their hair becomes an ugly shade of yellow and becomes all wirey. They also occasionally grow moles out of differant portions of their body (including the penis) but does not get acne all over the places of cheeks, forehead, or the genitals.
colby is a swimmer. he has a swimmers penis, everytime he turns around you can see his yellow pubic hair.

Colby swims so often that he got ugly yellow swimmer hair.
by Mark Schofield June 22, 2007
A swimmer is someone who got rejected from the basketball team during the winter sports season. "Mostly." Swimmers are the best "good-looking" athletes out of all sports.
by John Beer March 15, 2005
albanian scum swimming across the english channel learning there profesion on the way over.
useless chippys / labourers / chefs / waiters
by haydn June 5, 2004
Wikipedia: Martin Soriano is a Philippine openwater swimmer from Ilonggo. He was the first person on record to swim the Guimaras-Iloilo Strait, a 7.7 km (4.2 nm) crossing accomplished on 7 August 1994, starting from the Buenavista Wharf in Guimaras to the Iloilo river wharf across the Iloilo Strait.
Martin Soriano is an Openwater Swimmer from the Philippines 1994
by Cyclonetrading July 14, 2021