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Swimmer's ear 

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You stick your penis into a womens ear and get ear wax on penis. Then you insert your waxy cock into her pussy using the ear wax as lube.
when micheal heard about swimmer's ear from his friend he inserted his waxy penis into tiffany's vagina. she was thrilled at how sticky her pussy was and how good it felt.
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Swimmer's ear 

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When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)
Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear
Swimmer's ear by Brett Short November 20, 2010

Swimmer's Ear 

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When a guy pulls out and nuts in the girl's ear. He then proceeds to kick her in the shin.
Hey Glenn, I gave Wendi a wicked Swimmer's Ear.
Swimmer's Ear by Collin Mancack September 15, 2008

Swimmer's Ear 

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Immediately after completing the act of fingering a girl you use the same finger to administer a wet willy.
Swimmer's ear is a very strange sex act but I find it very satisfying.
Swimmer's Ear by Coinage13 June 4, 2015

Swimmer's Ear 

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When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear
Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
Swimmer's Ear by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016

Swimmer's ear 

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When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
Swimmer's ear by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024

Swimmer’s Ear 

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When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmers ear.
Swimmer’s Ear by M.Mo August 13, 2021
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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