2 definitions by Diogenes The Cynic

swindoozle

The professional art of manipulating someone into thinking you are giving them a deal when really they are getting screwed over.

"I just swindoozled that guy out of a hundred bucks."

by Diogenes The Cynic December 12, 2014

A sexual act in which one wiggles his unlubed penis into the anus of a person who has not expelled feces recently.

Nancy totally gave the smelly elliot to Dan when he bent her over.

by Diogenes The Cynic February 26, 2010